Now is your chance to buy the most Dutch car that's ever dutched

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05/12/2015 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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1962 DAF Daffodil Model 303 Super Deluxe 2-Door Sedan, powered by a windup rubber band 746 cc four stroke, air-cooled two-cylinder engine mated to the CVT, this strung out looking little Dutchman is in need of a good home. The poor little guy could use a lot of love getting back into tip top shape and maybe just a little bump of coke. I mean just look at that face, it’s seen some shit, man.

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It has 58,312 original miles.

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Two-tone paint that Patrick George just loves.

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Little tail fins.

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Furry seat covers.

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A very optimistic speedometer.

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And even room for an LS swap if you feel like going double Dutch. Yes, this icon of Ze Untervasser Germans can be yours with bidding starting at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/12/2015 at 19:06

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It’s like a pissed off puppy


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2015 at 07:07

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If I was buying a Dutch car, I’d rather have a Donkervoort, thank you very much.

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Now that’s celebrating my heritage!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > spanfucker retire bitch
05/13/2015 at 07:17

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No, that’s Dutch-English


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2015 at 07:52

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I’m well aware of the chassis ancestry. But the company is Donkervoort. And the car is actually something I would want.

I’m willing to ignore its English failings.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 13:37

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Looks like Mr. Incredible's car.

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